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Hi im Gorman! 19|Chinese|Californina|SFSU|Biochem Add me on League of Legends! NA Server: Breadd
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’" - Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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